Unknown Blood Swear words!

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I know the title sounds hilariously rubbish, but BEAR WITH ME!!

Sooooooo, shows like Unknown Blood NEED swear words, I know shoot me, but the power of some lines don't come across when using curses like 'By Dark one's tail!' or 'Great dwellers!'. It just, meh, sounds crap XD

THUS, during the time when I should have been revising *bad izzy* I worked on a few storyboards of some furture episodes, and devised some 'Unknown Blood swear words'. These words will substitue normal everyday swear words, so the efect will be put across of swear words, but without actually using them This means people of all ages and all religions can watch without offence

Confused? Yah, me too ^^ The Religious ones are based on the wolves belief, and the normal swears are based on elven swears, a bit of Dragon Age and a bit of my *tardizzy* brain

!WARNING! The swearing starts now; do not read if you are offended by religious of stanadard curses

COMPLETE LIST:

Religious curses :

Oh my God ~ By the stars
Jesus ~ Dark one's breath
Jesus Christ ~ By Dark one's Tail
Mary Mother of God ~ Great dwellers
Bless me ~ Goodness and night

Standard Swear words (Including phonetic pronunceation):

Fuck you ~ Vishante Kaffas  (vish-ant-ay ca-fas)
Fuck off ~ Ka'Shalie Kaffas  (ca-sha-lee ca-fas)
Fuck ~ Kaffas  (ca-fas)
Shit ~ Traako  (trah-co)
Oh shit! ~ Traako Na!  (trah-co nah)
Bollocks ~ Coraanu  (co-ran-oo)
Twat ~ Ekeea  (ee-key-ah)
Ass ~ Ude  (oo-day)
Asshole ~ Ude'Raan  (oo-day ran)
Assface ~ Ude'Tesh  (oo-day tesh)
Crap ~ Authoo  (or-thoo)
Moron/Massive idiot ~ Mutaman  (moo-tah-man)
Bitch ~ Bitch  (with 'bit' said in a spitting type motion)
Slut ~ Hukas  (who-cass)
Bastard ~ Kuu'Dattan  (coo dat-an)
Piss ~ Pan'Seth  (pan-seth)
Piss off ~ Ka'Shalie Pan'Seth  (ca-sha-lee pan-seth)
Screw you ~ Vishante Tonran  (vish-ant-ay ton-ran)
Prick ~ Utas  (oo-tas)
Cock ~ Guuta (goo-ta)
Jerk ~ Nuukee  (noo-key)
Mother fucker ~ Kaffase Ruuna  (ca-fa-say roo-nah)

And that's all I could think I would need to use xD

Try saying them out loud, they're good fun to yell at people xD

ENJOY!

(Fixed it for you, sis, love you! -Loxi )
Doll by Little-Loxi13

Have a good week ;D

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